*builds a fortress around sam winchester and hisses protectively* YOU DON’T GET TO TOUCH HIM ANYMORE
she’s cheer captain aND I’M JAVERT
What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
Here, have a TARDIS post.
this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr
breathe if im your favorite blog
so he just stopped breathing ma’am?
I want to talk to you but my face
I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.
i was joking but then i checked and i—-
do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit
what if we’re all characters in a book
WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING
guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough
and when you’ve had a sense that you’ve been through a certain day or moment before, it’s cuz the author is re-writing the same part of the story, just with better context
Dude, my author fucking sucks.
do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show
i do now